Episode 112: ONE NIGHT STAND – Stitches

stitchesWhat do you do when your a punk of a little kid and you accidentally kill a party clown at a birthday party?  If you’re one of the kids in Stitches, you grow up to be a douchebag and make fun of said clown death — then you die.  Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they take a look at the Irish clown horror movies, Stitches, in this one night stand.  There have been one night stands with clowns before, but never like this!  There will be talk of continuity errors (aren’t there always), the depressingly bad ending of the film, violence to cats, the terrible, terrible FRIENDZONE and how much fat kids eat in horror movies.

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Little Miss Horror Nerd’s Little Horror Blog 60

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 TOP FIVE HORROR MOVIES…BASED ON TRUE STORIES

In the spirit of the upcoming release of Annabelle next week I have chosen my top 5 horror movies based on true stories.

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5. The Conjuring  (2013) – In 1971, the Perron family moved into an 18th century farmhouse in Harrisville, Rhode Island. Shortly thereafter they began to experience disturbances. Doors slammed shut, spirits attacked the family and Carolyn Perron, the mother, became possessed. Eventually, the family became so desperate that they called in paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren.  In the film, the Warrens perform an exorcism on Mrs. Perron which seems to cure her of her possession which was driving her to try and kill her own  children. In interviews with Carolyn Perron, she indicated that she was indeed possessed but that the haunting which the Warrens concluded was by an evil witch Bathsheba did not end after the exorcism. Carolyn has said the hauntings by nine additional spirits continued for several more years. When I reviewed this for my blog months ago I was skeptical any of this was real based on the information I found online. Now I am not so sure. I certainly hope it is!

Check out this article about the haunting.

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4. Wolf Creek (2005) – Three young people go backpacking in the Australian Outback. They become stranded when they experience car trouble.  A kindly stranger shows up to help get you back on the road. There’s just the one problem — he is actually a serial killer who spends the rest of the movie hunting down and subsequently torturing and murdering these poor fools. The script was written as fiction by Greg McLean. However at some point in the writing process he found out about two real life murderers and decided to make changes to incorporate these cases. Bradley Murdoch killed a British tourist and attempted to abduct another.  Even more terrifying is the case of Ivan Milat who picked up hitchhikers took them into the woods to torture and kill them in the 1990s. I personally think Ivan’s case is most similar to the film and infinitely more scary as he was operating for quite some time and was convicted of seven murders. I’ve said this before kids leave the Outback to the kangaroos! (Ed Note: You’ve actually never said that)

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3. The Exorcist (1973) – A little girl becomes possessed by the devil. She slowly deteriorates before our eyes. Eventually she is restrained to a bed, a shell of her former self. I find this film both creepy and subtlety terrifying.  Possession is a difficult thing to prove. There were certainly people who may have had a physical or mental disease that was treated as a possession but the devil is real. True evil does exist. It could be standing next to you at the store or sleeping next to you (Ed Note: Or podcasting with you from Philadelphia). What the Catholic Church doesn’t want people to know is that exorcisms are performed to this day by the church.

The Exorcist was based loosely on the 1949 case of a 13-year-old Maryland boy. Apparently the boy’s behavior is exaggerated a great deal for the film. No surprise there. Regardless this film and just the idea of being possessed by the devil are very scary to me. I was raised Catholic and it is hard to to ever really escape the Church’s teachings.

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2. The Amityville Horror (1979) – Kathy and George Lutz and their three kids move into 112 Ocean Ave in Long Island, New York approximately 13 months after Ronnie Defeo murdered his entire family in the house. The Lutzes lasted 28 days before they fled the home due the fact that it was “haunted”. The film is based on the book by Jay Anson. Anson wrote his book using 45 hours of the Lutz’s taped recollections. If there were ever a haunting case to be believed, it would be this one. The setup is already there. Six people were murdered in cold blood in this house just a year before the Lutz family moved in. Surely, there is possibility that something could be going on in there of the paranormal sort. That is also the problem since George and Kathy knew this ahead of time, may have had financial issues and nothing was ever reported again by future owners. I would love for this to be a true story but based on what I know I doubt it. (Ed Note: It is interesting that the kids involved in the case are now making their stories known and seem to corroborate the story when they have nothing to gain.  They also mention that George was performing strange rituals and calling demons)

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1. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1990) – I chose this film as my number one because it is proven that these two men were serial killers. While they may not have killed as many as they claim, they killed enough and they killed women and children.

Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole are the real life serial killers that this film is based on. This film is so unbelievably violent and disturbing that I only viewed it once. The film’s plot is based largely on Henry’s confession to over 600 murders most of which were disproved. In reality, he was convicted of murdering 11 people and sentenced to death for one unidentified victim.

His accomplice and traveling companion, Ottis Toole, was also not likely guilty of many of the murders he confessed to.  Howeve,r Ottis was originally considered a viable suspect back in the 80s of the murder of Adam Walsh. Adam was the son of John Walsh of America’s Most Wanted. He was abducted from a Sears in Hollywood, Florida in 1981. Ottis confessed to Adam’s brutal murder but was never convicted due to loss of evidence and a recanted confession. He died in prison in the 90s. In 2008, the police announced that the case was closed and they were satisfied Ottis was guilty.  The statistic from the Justice Department last I checked was at any given time there are 300 serial killers currently operating in the United States. That sends chills down my spine.

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Unleash Hell 39

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SOUNDS OF TERROR

OK creep fans….This is not a toy again but it always fell into the same FUN category for me….

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I LOVED this record soooooo much when I was a kid!  This 1974 Pickwick Records story album was chock full of coffin raising sounds and stories!. Some of it is surprisingly shocking for a kid’s record in 1974.

4The record gets super creepsville, especially the buried alive story. As a kid, I would listen and shudder with fear. Most of the stories involved torture and pain of some kind -“ Buried Alive”, “Keel Hauled” “Burned At The Stake”, CREEPTASTIC for any kid with a vivid imagination! The tortured screams and the effects are really, really twisted!

This record was way more disturbing than the other Halloween kiddie records, but in an amazing way. I loved all the horror records but this one was always at the top of my pile! Of course the Monster Mash cover was thrown in to sell the record to unsuspecting buyers who thought they were getting the original Bobby Pickett tune. The album sadly probably wouldn’t have sold well without it, but it’s contents were worthwhile even without the hit song. If you find it pick this record up and give it a spin!

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(ED NOTE: We can actually listen to parts of this album any time we want because technology!)

 

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Little Miss Horror Nerd’s Little Horror Blog 59

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BUTCHER BOYS

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Butcher Boys was written by Kim Henkel who wrote Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) with Tobe Hooper and was released in 2013. Kim had intended this to be a sequel to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre but when he lost the rights to do that, he made Butcher Boys.

images (2)Our movie is once again set in Texas but this Texas bears zero resemblance to the Texas of 1974. The plot revolves around a group of rich teenagers celebrating a birthday at a restaurant. Through a series of unfortunate events rather than making it home they end up with a demolished car and stranded in a very dark and abandoned lot. They are being chased by a bunch of Fonzie rejects who just so happen to be cannibals. What? Oh No! Of course, their cell phones are useless. I think this is becoming quite unbelievable in films at this point as it’s rare to not get service these days. I was getting service on the subway two years ago! (ED NOTE:  Horror writer’s still haven’t figured out a way to deal with being able to dial 911 no matter where you are or what situation you are in. It’s been almost twenty years — catch up to the rest of society, kids!)

It seems the cannibals are only interested in the hot girl. Even more ridiculous was the fact that hot girl’s call to 911 did manage to go through earlier but the cops watch as the Fonzie rejects drive off with her because they are afraid of them! Don’t cops carry guns? Since the Fonzie rejects took hot girl alive there is obviously a method to their madness. I’ll stop there so as not to spoil.

I’ll start by saying this film had terrible reviews on Amazon and everywhere else I looked. This did not deter me! It seems I often like horror films that everyone else hates. I imagine many people were disappointed because of the fact that this was written by Kim Henkel and they were expecting something close to TCM. In that respect, I have to wonder if people would have liked it more if someone else had written it. There would have been no expectations in that case.

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I did enjoy this film. It was at times a tad slow in the first 40 minutes but I hung in there and it picked up in the second half. I was satisfied with the amount of gore and I kind of liked all the zany characters you meet later in the film. There wasn’t much in the way of nudity just one pair of boobs. There was a brain eating scene that was reminiscent of one from Hannibal. There are nine cameos of actors from the Texas Chainsaw franchise including the lovely but late Marilyn Burns. Overall I enjoyed this film and thought it was crazy ridiculous fun! Even if you hate it you will be amused by it.

LITTLE MISS HORROR NERD’S RATING: 3 out of 5

 

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Which Horror Movies Should Ron Watch


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