Little Miss Horror Nerd’s Little Horror Blog 97

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LAID TO REST

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This week I decided to check out Laid to Rest from 2009, written and directed by Robert Hall.

The movie begins with a young girl waking up inside of a coffin. The girl who has a head injury and amnesia as a result forces her way out of the coffin. She emerges to find herself in a deserted funeral home at night. The girl who is never named finds a phone and calls 911. However, in a hysterical state accidentally pulls the phone out of the wall and at the same time learns she is not alone. The funeral director is still there and tries to help her out of the room she has locked herself into.

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Unfortunately whomever put her in the coffin shows up at that moment!

A deranged killer stalks and kills beautiful young women. I imagine this brief plot synopsis sounds very unoriginal to anyone who has not seen this movie. It would be if not for the killer. Much like Jason or Michael he doesn’t speak but he is very human and physically vulnerable to injury.

2015-09-08-15-01-32-2137897203His look is the special ingredient of the film combined with his M.O. The killer wears a shiny, silver mask that is in the shape of a skull and is held in place with some type of adhesive. He also wears a small video recorder on his shoulder that records all of his murders for him to keep as souvenirs. The motive for the killer’s crimes was not explained. Sometimes the lack of a motive makes the killer even more terrifying.

I love Chromeskull and the things that make him unique. I feel the mask alone gave him the makings of a horror icon. The majority of the movie was filmed at night in some pretty spooky settings including a funeral home, deserted back roads, and homes set in mist enshrouded secluded areas. I liked the cinematography which helped create the creepiness factor and suspense. There was not much in the way of sex and nudity (one pair of boobs) but there was no shortage of extreme violence, gore, and action. This movie had some quite creative kills.

images-3There were two characters I was really rooting for and the killer did a great job of making me hate him. One notable member of the cast is Sean Whalen whom I enjoy in movies and you may remember from movies such as Hatchet III, Halloween II (2009), and People Under the Stairs.

Overall, I enjoyed this film although it had its problems. I felt some of the dialogue written for the characters was just plain hokey. The main character often said things that made no sense and perhaps she had a concussion as well as amnesia but if you can’t speak coherently after a head injury it doesn’t seem realistic that you can drive a car or run either. There were some plot holes that are small in comparison to those that are present in the sequel which picks up right this left off. I’ll say it again. I love Chromeskull and I believe he would have made a great horror icon but it may be too late now given the direction the sequel took among other things. Laid to Rest is worth a watch if you are a fan of slashers. It is available to stream on Hulu.

LITTLE MISS HORROR NERD’S RATING: 3 1/2 out of 5

 

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Episode 160: Children of the Corn Wrap Up Show

children of the corn moviesAs the lyrics of the Boys II Men once told us, “it’s so hard to say goodbye,” but in this case, it’s really not going to be that hard.  We will gladly say goodbye to children, corn and all things in between as this week Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd wrap up the Children of the Corn franchise in a fancy bow and send it back home to it’s mamma.  Up for discussion is the difficulty of translating a short story into a full length novel, bastardizing Stephen King’s work, Jessica’s hatred of people in wheelchairs, comparisons to other franchises and even a little bit of down home cooking. Also included at no extra charge:  Top Five Deaths in the franchise and Ten Questions with Jessica.

HORROR NEWS: The death of horror great, Wes Craven, the re-release of Psycho, The Sand

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Little Miss Horror Nerd’s Little Horror Blog 96

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RIP WES CRAVEN

 

Last night I received the worst news any horror fan could get. The amazing, talented, and legendary writer and director Wes Craven passed away on August 30th of complications from brain cancer. He was 76 years old.

Wes gave us two of the scariest horror movies and entertaining horror films of the last 30 years. I cannot imagine where the horror genre would be without him as Scream single handedly revived horror when it was released in 1996.

Then there is Freddy Krueger. I watched this movie for the first time in my late teens it scared the shit out of me. I feel very lucky to have grown up with Wes’s films and devastated that this is the end if the road. In a tribute to all things Wes I have scoured the Internet (ED Note: internets) to find you some of the best trinkets, tees, hoodies, ect. to add to your collection.

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1. Redbubble is a terrific site where you can find clothing with popular horror designs with a twist. The designs are created by independent artists which gives you something fun & unique to wear to add to your horror clothing collection. I’ve chosen one Scream design and one Freddy design but there are many more to choose from.  Check them out here and here.

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2. You can never have too many tshirts but what are you going to wear on your feet? How about some Freddy sneakers available at Horror Merch Store.
The are a tad pricey but definitely a unique item to own and wear.

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3. If you already have enough horror tees what about a horror buddy? A horror buddy is a hand made pillow in the shape of Freddy Krueger. These come in two sizes mini 13 inches and a large at 22 inches. One to sleep on and one to display.

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4. I love horror themed drink and food recipes! Even though I’m not much of a cook I like collecting them and pretending I’ll make them someday. My next offering is totally free and fun. I found an  awesome list of horror movie themed recipes which includes one for Scream gourmet popcorn. Happy reading and cooking!

5. I stumbled upon an excellent interview with Wes Craven for Fangoria during my research for this blog. I’ve always enjoyed interviews with Wes. He was well spoken and very candid. I immediately watched it. It was worth the 45 minutes of my time. Check it out.

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6. If you have ever wanted to know what Wes Craven ‘ s favorite horror movies are
now is your chance to find out. In an article from The Daily Beast from last October, Wes listed his top ten horror movies.

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7. Not too long ago I discovered a horror merchandise website that sells some pretty cool items some of which I hadn’t seen elsewhere. The House of Mysterious Secrets has plenty of unique and very affordable trinkets for the die hard horror fan. One of my personal favorites is the Freddy light switch cover. This is just one of many cool NOES items.

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8. Did you know there was a biography written about Wes Craven?  Wes Craven : The Man and his Nightmares was written by John Wooley and released in 2011. John Wooley was a horror film writer for Tulsa World for over 20 years and a regular contributer to Fangoria. This book is available in paperback on Amazon .

9. If you are into horror tees but prefer something simple check out wescraven.com
for some simple but very cool Freddy tees. Yes that’s right folks Wes was peddling his own merchandise and it’s awesome just like him.

10. The last item on this list is the IFC documentary An American Nightmare. This is quite possibly the best horror documentary I have ever seen. It has contributions from all of the great horror directors including Wes. This film is available for purchase on Amazon.

There you have it. I hope my list of cool Wes Craven stuff will help you through your grief. I know Wes and his movies and all of the merchandise will live on forever but I was always eager to see what he’d do next. Sadly there is no next.

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Episode 159: Children of the Corn 8 – Genesis

coc8If you thought we were ending The Children of the Corn franchise in Nebraska, obviously you haven’t been paying attention.  What happens when a young married couple stumble onto some sort of compound owned by a preacher and his mail order bride?  Alleged Children of the Corn shit.  Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they  put to the bed the last of the Children of the Corn movies while discussing female stereotypes, the appearance of half a nipple, the twist ending that only raises more questions than it answers, what to do when stranded in the middle of nowhere in the desert and your car breaks down, The Twilight Zone, the failings of Jones soda and even what kind of cereal Jessica has in her cabinet.

HORROR NEWS: Ecto-Cooler flavored beer, Halloween themed cereals, Rear Window on stage

 

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Episode 158: Children of the Corn 7 – Revelations

coc7Hey zombies!  After a brief delay we are here to bring you the best and greatest moments of Children of the Corn 7 – Revelations.  Just kidding — that would be a ten minute long podcast, so instead join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they travel to Nebraska once again — this time Omaha — to seek out the adventures of the Children of the Corn.  Discussion about such topics as which of the cast members has been covered on the show before, Jessica’s hatred of handicapped individuals, proper etiquette for off the clock strippers, House of the Dead, CGI corn and much more are discussed in this episode!

HORROR NEWS: Crite action figures, Halloween Horror Nights, Friday the 13th TV series

Check out The Padded Room Podcast!  Seriously, check it out because we owe Darien one!

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