Episode 180: The Crow – Wicked Prayer

crow4This is the final movie in The Crow franchise and it may be no mystery as to why the franchise ended here.  We rid ourselves of the smog, traffic and crime of the big city for the quieter, but just as crime ridden territory of Southwest America.  Out goes common sense, in comes this script.  Out goes quality acting, in comes Tara Reid. Somehow David Boreanaz also got tied up in this mess.  Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they try and survive this film despite it’s shortcomings and try to make sense of why Asian people are playing Latino people,  It’s not pretty.

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The Forest (2016)

PG-13, 95 mins

Directed by: Jason Zada

Written by: Nick Antosca, Sarah Cornwell, Ben Ketai

Currently in Theatres.

 

 

Natalie Dormer (Game of Thrones) stars as Sara Price and in a duel role as her missing twin sister, Jess Price. Through a series of cross-cuts we see that Sara has a sort of psychic bond with her sister Jess. Jess teaches English to grade school aged children in Japan and has disappeared into the Aokigahara Forest at the northwest base of Mt. Fuji.

In the movie and in reality, the forest is infamous for its supposed past of locals practicing ubasute, or the abandonment of an elderly parent within the forest to die. Folklore says these acts cause the yūrei (angry spirits) of those abandoned to haunt visitors. This forest also happens to be one of the most popular places on earth to commit suicide. In 2010, there were more than 200 attempted suicides and as many as 105 bodies have been removed from the forest in a single year. All searches are called off after 48 hours and the individual is assumed dead.

This is the predicament Sara finds herself in, everyone else thinks that Jess is already dead. So Sara flies to Japan in an attempt to once again bail her sister out of a bad situation. Sara accepts this burden because of a traumatic experience the two shared as children which Jess got the worse end of. At a bar outside the forest, Sara meets a journalist from Australia (Taylor Kinney) who is starting a story on the forest the next day. He persuades her to allow him to use her story to add a human element to his piece in exchange for accompaniment from he and his guide to unmarked areas of the forest.

 

 

The Good:

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Natalie Dormer isn’t bad on the eyes and has decent chemistry with both herself and Taylor Kinney. I said decent, mind you, it’s not as if the performance is setting the world afire. The amazing premise offers some opportunity for great tension and scares, some of which are delivered. I enjoyed the tension in a scene where Sara is being tormented while inside a tent. That’s a scary situation, you’re very vulnerable to whatever is outside but you can’t see where it might attack from. Sara is overzealous in her attempt to find her sister and makes some poor decisions, these are understandable but we get to see the repercussions and I think it’s a reasonable representation of the potential paranoia someone might face in this situation.

 

 

The Bad:

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The cross-cuts I mentioned add nothing and just jumble the timeline, we get the point, but it’s wholly unnecessary. Telling the story in a linear fashion would have been as good or better. There are ridiculous jump scares on occasion; the random homeless guy banging the window, walking down a dark hallway for no reason but to be scared by the shadow hanging out at the back of that dark hallway. This jump scare was effective but it would be nice if there were a reason to venture down the hall. The most egregious cliché in the film is a dream jump scare that takes place within a forest said to be haunted by hundreds of evil spirits. Why on earth do we need a dream scare in this situation?!! That has to be my current least favorite horror trope and it has no place in this film in that forest. Replace it with a hallucination and it accomplishes the same thing and pays better service to the story.

 

 

The Horror:

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It’s PG-13 and has little blood but The Forest falls firmly within the realm of horror. You can expect numerous jump scares and a few moments of psychological horror as well as a few truly tense moments.

 

 

Hammer’s Rating: 2.5 out of 5

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Little Miss Horror Nerd’s Little Horror Blog 108

THE VISIT

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I went to see The Sixth Sense in 1999 in the theater on opening night. The theater had oversold itself and was so packed there were no seats left. I decided to sit on the steps in the aisle. It was that or The Thomas Crowne Affair. I obviously made the right decision. Seventeen years later, this is still the best ghost film I have ever seen. The Sixth Sense was frightening, emotional, suspenseful and the ending will knock the air out of your lungs. I could not wait for the next film from this new director and rushed to the theater to see it. Unbreakable was definitely not the sort of film I usually gravitated toward but The Sixth Sense convinced me it would be amazing. It wasn’t. It wasn’t even close. I was beyond disappointed. I never went back to the theater for another M. Night Shyamalan film.

However, I became intrigued when I first heard about his most recent film The Visit and decided to watch it. The story revolves around two teens who are going to visit their grandparents they have never met. In the meantime their mother is going on a cruise with her boyfriend. The kids arrive and seem to have an instant rapport with Nana and PopPop. As the days pass, however,  they become more and more uncomfortable. Their grandparents are becoming more and more unhinged. While one child attributes the bizarre behavior to old age the other thinks something is seriously wrong with these people.

For most of the film I was under the impression it was about dementia and was an attempt to make it scary. In some ways it is but that’s not all it is. There is a twist at the end that I didn’t see coming. It was not on the level of The Sixth Sense but I thought it fit this film.

In the end I enjoyed The Visit. It was creepy, disturbing and at times it downright disgusted me. Many reviews I had read prior to viewing mentioned it being funny. I didn’t think it was funny at all. In fact the grandparents behavior was quite upsetting at times because some elderly people do in fact deteriorate this way. It seemed that there were moments where the supernatural was hinted at but that was never developed.

The only gripe I had was the young boy was very annoying. He over acted to some degree but I thought the acting was decent for relatively unknown and inexperienced actors. This movie wasn’t particularly bloody and had a low body count. There was nudity but not the kind you want to see. There is also poop. Yes poop! The Visit is a worth a watch if you like weird.

LITTLE MISS HORROR NERD’S RATING: 3 1/2 out of 5 

 

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Episode 179: The Crow – Salvation

crow 3The first time the Crow brought someone from the Underworld, it was on the harsh streets of Detroit during The Devil’s Night.  The second time was in the unforgiving City of Angels during the Day of the Dead.  The third time is the charm?  Or the third time is in Salt Lake City during the annual….uh….police rapes everyone day?  Yeah, there are some plotholes.  The proverbial semitruck could double up and still get through these babies with plenty of space to spare.  Join Ron, Little Miss Horror Nerd and the triumphant return of Clint the Reckless as they power their way through the penultimate movie in The Crow franchise. Topics discussed include stripper’s boob sizes, Kirsten Dunst and the feeling she may or may not cause in your pants and how many crows does it take to get this guy to finish the job?

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Episode 178: The Crow – Stairway to Heaven

crowtvDo not be fooled by the title, this is neither a movie about The Crow, nor is it a TV series about elderly angels come to Earth to protect all that is innocent.  No, this is a mix of the two.  It is a television show about our favorite antihero, The Crow, come back to the land of the living to seek redemption so he can be with his soulmate in the afterlife. In this syndicated television series, the characters from the original movie are back, but the story is twisted a different way.  Join Ron, Little Miss Horror Nerd and special guest host, Channy Dreadful as they embark through three episodes of the twenty two episode run of The Crow: Stairway to Heaven.  Topics of discussion include racist wordings that maybe you didn’t know about, differences in the mythologies between the movie and the television series and Channy Dreadful’s aunt’s occupations. Yeah, it’s one of those shows.

HORROR NEWS: The death of Angus Scrimm, Friday the 13th the board game, the return of Tales from the Crypt.

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