Episode 184 – Child’s Play 2

childs_play_two_xlgWe are about to hit the meat of the franchise as Chucky comes back in an unfortunate turn of events.  Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they push through the second installment of the franchise. Together they will discuss the plotholes in the movie, this ambiguous voodoo ritual that created Chucky, why good guy dolls all look alike, the lack of cool kills in the movie, how can one die via being beaten with a ruler and even why Jessica thinks that she talks out of her butt.  It’s interesting.

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The Good, The Bad, The Horror…04

 

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The Witch (2016)

R, 93 mins.

Directed by: Robert Eggers

Written by: Robert Eggers

In Theaters

 

A family has a falling out with their Puritanical Christian community and moves deep into the woods to restart their lives. When the youngest child, Samuel, disappears while in the care of the oldest child, Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy), all the members of the family struggle with their faith in God.

 

The Good

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Few things creep me out like religious fanaticism. Red State did make my top 10 horror films of all time after all. Some might not find the family fanatical but to me if you leave your community and then immediately make leaps to witchcraft when a few strange things happen, that’s fanatical. Even if that might be exactly what is happening. I love the way supernatural forces slowly start to make this family full of faith turn on one another. It almost becomes a situation where even the audience becomes wary of being betrayed by one or more of the family members. The brooding score of the film adds perfectly to the cinematography to create a tense and claustrophobic feel. A few scenes are truly disturbing. The acting from everyone involved is phenomenal.

 

The Bad

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“It feels like we’re watching something we should not be seeing.” -Drew McWeeny (HitFix)

 

This quote did wonders for the this film’s marketing. As a friend of mine said, it could be the greatest pulled quote for a horror film ever. How bleak, how dire, how macabre must this film be to live up to such a statement? I wanted to be scared to death or shaken to my core. There are a few instances where The Witch approaches the latter, but it only toes that line and never quite crosses it. This, of course, is a slight nitpick, but I do wish it had been more terrifying. I’d have been fine with cutting nothing but adding to the run time to intensify some of the darker elements. There are some who will call this film boring or classify it as a slow burn, I will say that you have to appreciate the degradation of this family unit to enjoy all facets of the film.

 

The Horror

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The Witch is a cliché free horror film. This has caused some to ludicrously claim that this film is in fact just a straight up drama. That, dear reader is nonsense. Call it drama first if you like and though admittedly there’s not as much blood or scares, there are clear similarities to Kubrick’s The Shining in terms of what unexplainable events can do to a family. The film builds tension in a way I would prefer more horror films to do by creating uneasiness and having the patience to let the audience focus on a seemingly mundane scene and wonder what will unfold. A man simply chopping wood might be a major scene or it might be nothing, but either way, the audience is uncomfortable and we see his mindset in his actions.

 

Hammer’s rating: 4.5 out of 5

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Episode 183: Child’s Play

Childs-play-movie-poster1Take a My Buddy doll, a serial killer and penchant for bad words and what do you get?  Child’s Play.  Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they visit the late 80s start of the killer doll franchise talking about the origins of Chucky, where Chucky’s place is in the pantheon of horror icons and argue about whether Chucky is proof that horror fans will embrace anything.

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Little Miss Horror Nerd’s Little Horror Blog 110

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Howl

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This week I stepped outside my subgenre comfort zone and rented the 2015 direct to video British werewolf film, Howl. I’m not a huge werewolf fan, but I took a chance on this based on some favorable reviews from fellow horror fans.

Screenshot_2016-02-19-22-02-52-1The plot follows Joe a train guard , Ellen a tea trolley girl, and about eight passengers on an overnight train. The train is departing London on the eve of a full moon. At some point before the train reaches its destination, it runs over something on the track that damages the fuel line. The conductor leaves the train to try to remove what he ran over (a deer). He never returns. The passengers and crew are now stuck in the woods in the middle of nowhere and something or someone is trying to get on the train with them.

As I said, I am not a big fan of werewolves but Howl was a nice surprise. I was able to put myself in this situation because I have taken long distance trains twice and both included an overnight. While not as scary as airplanes, I am not a fan of being trapped anywhere.  Even minus the monsters, I’d have a total meltdown if my train was stuck in the woods somewhere all night.

Screenshot_2016-02-19-22-03-11-1Howl had creepy atmosphere, gore, action and suspense. The only disappointment was that the monsters were scarier before you saw them. However, I could make that statement about many films. I think the threat is often scarier when you can’t see it. I couldn’t locate a budget for this film but for a  direct to video, indie horror film the lighting was pretty good. The majority of the film was shot at night and sometimes in the dark when the train was without electric, I was still able to see all the action.

Overall this was a fun, fast paced werewolf film that didn’t disappoint. Sadly, this was so much better than most of the garbage released in theaters in this country. I’m starting to wonder if I should give up American horror films all together. We need another Wes Craven dammit!

You can stream this film on Amazon.

LITTLE MISS HORROR NERD’S RATING: 4 out of 5

 

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Bonus Episode 009: Top Ten Horror Movies of All Time

In this bonus episode of the podcast, Ron, Little Miss Horror Nerd and Hammer talk about the Top Ten Horror Movies of All Time — not just their Top Ten Movies of All Time, but a list that is a compilation of 16 of your favorite podcasters Top Ten Horror Movie of All Time.

TOP TEN LISTS

Ron Martin

  1. Scream
  2. Night of the Living Dead
  3. The Lost Boys
  4. A Nightmare on Elm Street
  5. The Shining
  6. Psycho
  7. The Exorcist
  8. Trick R Treat
  9. The Wolf Man
  10. House of Wax

Little Miss Horror Nerd

  1. Black Christmas
  2. Halloween
  3. Night of the Creeps
  4. Friday the 13th
  5. Nightmare on Elm Street
  6. Halloween 6
  7. Fright Night
  8. Creepshow
  9. Poltergiest
  10. The Exorcist

Hammer

  1. Scream
  2. Rosemary’s Baby
  3. Nightmare on Elm Street
  4. Zombieland
  5. Trick R Treat
  6. Night of the Living Dead
  7. Final Destination
  8. Pontypool
  9. Red State
  10. Black Christmas

Clint the Reckless

  1. The Shining
  2. The Exorcist
  3. Night of the Living Dead
  4. Psycho
  5. The Evil Dead
  6. Halloween
  7. Dawn of the Dead
  8. A Nightmare on Elm Street
  9. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
  10. American Werewolf in London

Darien Brock

  1. Night of the Living Dead
  2. Hellraiser
  3. Prince of Darkness
  4. Nightbreed
  5. The Shining
  6. Lovely Molly
  7. The Howling
  8. Shocker
  9. Paranormal Activity
  10. Maniac Cop

Monica Mandoki

  1. The Thing
  2. The Exorcist
  3. Cabin Fever
  4. Return of the Living Dead
  5. The Evil Dead
  6. Aliens
  7. Insidious
  8. In the Mouth of Madness
  9. The Howling
  10. The Beast Within

Lonely Bob

  1. Sinister
  2. The Blair Witch Project
  3. Even Horizon
  4. Pontypool
  5. Hellraiser
  6. A Nightmare on Elm Street
  7. Halloween
  8. Friday the 13th
  9. Tremors
  10. Alien

 

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