Episode 237: ONE NIGHT STAND Kids Horror 2 – Goosebumps/Ernest Scared Stupid

kids horrorTime to go back to the stone ages and try to remember when we were kids to properly judge horror based movies that appeal to kids.  Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd are joined by Channy Dreadful to talk about a recent horror movies for kids (Goosebumps) and one from the days of yore (Ernest Scared Stupid). In this mostly PG13 episode, items discussed include RL Stine vs. Stephen King, RL Stine’s real life personality, the amount of electricity it takes to run a secret amusement park, find out the origins of trolling, trying to match Goosebumps characters with different books, what exactly Ernest P Worrell is, which character of Ernest’s that Jessica wants to have their own movie, snotty noses of trolls vs. snotty noses of babies and, of course, Jessica’s crush on Ernest.  So many things to talk about, only two movies and two hours to do it in.  Let’s get started!

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Episode 236: The Mummy Wrap Up Show

mummy5All puns aside, it’s time to say goodbye to dusty old dirty mummies in Egypt, Massachusetts and Louisiana.  Kharis can rest in peace in the rubble of the building that he brought down upon himself — we ain’t messing with him anymore.  Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they discuss The Mummy franchise discussing items such as Kharis’s love story, The Mummy’s place in the Universal hierarchy, The Mummy as an underrated Universal Monster, why The Mummy is being rebooted first and again as well as our traditional Ten Questions With Jessica.

HORROR NEWS: Death of Bill Paxton, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Castle Rock

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Episode 235: The Mummy’s Curse

mummy3The year is 1997.  Back in the more innocent days of World War II during the 1970s, a lovelorn mummy and his bride-to-be drown themselves in a swamp in New England. Now the same lovebirds are in a swamp in Louisiana — don’t ask — to cause some cajun havoc.  Join Ron, Little Miss Horror Nerd and special guest host Hammer as they comb through the last of Universal’s classic mummy franchise. Learn who was drunk on the set the entire time. Feel the mummy’s rage!  What will be the name of the cult that betrays the mummy this time? Listen to Hammer try to bring up old shit from other shows just to argue!  What’s in those Louisiana swamps, anyways?

HORROR NEWS: Book on Children’s Horror, theme for next American Horror Story, Ash puppet, new Halloween movie

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Episode 234: The Mummy’s Ghost

mummy4What’s a three thousand year old lovelorn mummy stuck in Massachusetts supposed to do? It’s not like he can just go on Tinder.  His only recourse is to guard the body of his centuries old lover and try and find her spirit reincarnated in other people — your typical love story.  Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they make their way through the fourth movie in The Mummy franchise, The Mummy’s Ghost.  Unsure if there are actual ghosts in the movie, they discuss overused storylines in the franchise, the proper use of the term donkey punch and why the mummy is so angry in this entry.

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Episode 233: The Mummy’s Tomb

mummy2Thirty years after the events of The Mummy’s Hand and … the only thing that’s different is Steve Banning and Babe have aged thirty years while the rest of the world stayed the same. Did you know that according to The Mummy‘s alternate timeline, World War II was still taking place in 1970?!  That’s just one of the crazy facts you will learn when you join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd on their journey through The Mummy’s Tomb.  Also on the show a new contest to win some great horrific B-movies!  Jessica decides if she would rather have immortality with a man she doesn’t love or if her cats should have immortality. Ron reveals pick up lines that do not work for him at bars and the mummy donkey punches a bunch of shit!  It’s one of those episodes!

HORROR NEWS: Stranger Things 2, The Santa Clarita Diet, Nightmare in the Makeup Chair documentary, House/House 2 re-release

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