Episode 383: Anaconda 2 – Search for the Blood Orchids

anaconda2A money grubbing research team goes deep into the jungles of Borneo in search of the Blood Orchid, a flower that may hold the key to curing disease and aging.  The only thing stopping them are giant anacondas who like to eat people. No one you know (probably) stars in a movie about a boat, a waterfall, a snake orgy and an alligator! Things aren’t as they seem … also, giant snakes!

Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they try ad figure out why these anacondas won’t eat the monkeys, where they are indigenous to and if Jessica would ever encounter one in the wild!

 

 

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Episode 382: Anaconda

anacondaFrom surreal alternate dimensions to the rainforests of South America, our horror journey takes us everywhere and nowhere.  Join and A-list cast on a rickety boat floating down the Amazon trying to avoid snakes the size that no one has ever seen.  Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd on this journey as they talk about things like the mainstream acceptance of the cast in this movie, the CGI snakes and whether or not Jessica could seduce a prisoner.  Things get a little wacky when you’re in the middle of the jungle and no one can hear you scream!

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Episode 281: ONE NIGHT STAND – Porn Shoot Massacre

PornShootMassacreThe moment we have all been waiting for — a one night stand with a bunch of porn stars!  Or a couple of porn stars and some models pretending to be porn stars — either way, better than our usual fair. Join Ron, Little Miss Horror Nerd and Darien Brock as they try to survive Porn Shoot Massacre.

A handful of the best porn stars around have been offered a substantial amount of money to perform in an eclectic director’s masterpiece.  Only problem is, they keep getting killed by a dude with a jockstrap on his face. Follow the twists and turns of the plot — but seriously, you’re just here to see the boobs, let’s be honest

Hear intriguing stories of sex exploits in Ron’s past, question Jessica’s identity and hear tales of sex toys for Darien’s dogs all here on this episode of The Resurrection of Zombie 7 podcast!

 

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Episode 280: Phantasm Wrap Up Show

phantasmfranchiseIt’s time to say goodbye to Reggie Bannister and all of his friends.  These friends include Mike, Jody, The Tall Man, midget druids, black female freedom fighters, zombies, skinless cops, Gravers, morticians, priests, killer flying spheres, Reggie girls and morticians from the time of the American Civil War.  It’s going to be an odd ceremony.  Join Ron and future Reggie Girl, Little Miss Horror Nerd as they try to make some sense out of this surrealistic horror franchise.  Will Jessica admit her love for Reggie?  Will we find out just what the Tall Man actually represents?  Will there be answers?!  Nope.  Just more questions, speculation and dick jokes. Also included, free of charge, the Top Five Deaths of the Phantasm franchise and Ten Question with Jessica about the Phantasm franchise.

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Episode 279 – Phantasm Ravager

ravagerIt’s the last movie in the Phantasm franchise and perhaps the best performance of Don Coscarelli’s demented brain.  By best, we mean most erratic and nonsensical of course, as is par for the course with Phantasm. Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they finish up the Phantasm movies while trying to decipher whether the events of the entire franchise actually happened, how many senior discounts are involved in a trip to Denny’s amongst the cast and can Reggie still actually get it up or are all Reggie girls worthless at this point.  Let’s take a look at the long awaited final film in this franchise.

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