Episode 74: Friday the 13th Part 5 – A New Beginning

fiveJason is dead and the world has moved on…or is he?  Killings have started up again and Tommy Jarvis is in the middle of everything.  As usual, so is Ron and his new guest host, Clint the Reckless.  Join them as they try to solve the mystery of Friday the 13th Part 5 while discussing crossovers with Return of the Living Dead, the many potential outcomes of the movie, the fate of black people in slasher films, the quality of toilet paper in outhouses, the amount of craziest in the crazy people, trying to get out of the Friendzone, differences between this film and others in the series and, of course, breasts — those we got to see and those we didn’t.

As a special Christmas bonus, Christmas music will play throughout the background of the episode — it was totally intentional!

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GIGANTIC INSECTS AND ARMAGEDDON!

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In 1964, Remco’s Hamilton’s Invaders — an amazing series of gigantic monster insects, soldiers and vehicles —  were released. Remco came up with these toys to create havoc and FUN at home like the movies that were all the rage on TV at the time.

As a child, I was both scared and amazed by these movies but  absolutely loved this toy line that was handed down to me! I couldn’t get enough giant insects! Later of course they created the Starship Troopers movies that were also inspired by the early gigantic insect trend….hamiltonsinvaders6

The insects could attack the toy soldiers with a pull of a string while the soldiers would fight back with a laundry list of heavy machinery just like in the movies. This created for me an exciting monster toy. I would later take my imagination outdoors for more army against the monsters FUN with the bug-eyed helmet and pistol that you could wear to become a part of the warfare!

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These toys were unfortunately only produced for a very short time as moms didn’t love having giant insects at war or complete armageddon at home.

 

As a Christmas gift to the readers, a second series of toys will be highlighted this week!

 

Dark Shadows and Barnabas Collins Games

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Barnabas Collins from the Dark Shadows TV show was a killer vampire with a penchant for drinking blood! What kid wouldn’t want merchandise from the show!?

Dark Shadows, the 1960s supernatural soap opera, featured a couple of vampire themed board games. The first was by Whitman  in 1968 with great illustrations of Barnabas Collins and The Collinwood Mansion on the box cover.

whitman dark shadows game boxThe second was released in 1969 by Milton Bradley with awesome artwork on this one as well.

The game board on the first game was a giant paper mat. I remember it was soooooo large to me when I was a kid it felt like it took up the whole room! My friends and I would hunker around it, fascinated with the graphics of our after school hero and TV show.

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The Dark Shadows game was a card and board game. A cool path runs though the game with spiders bats, daggers and skull mugs printed in the squares that for us begged us to play it like a vampire putting its spell over us. There were also super swell representations of Collinwood and its grounds. Players could be a gravestone, howling wolf, dripping candle, or grandfather clock! SPOOKY! We played this game until it literally was shreds and fell apart.

Barnabas Collins Game

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The Barnabas Collins game was a KILLER variation of Hangman played with plastic glowing skeletons. Turn off the lights and get to it! Back in the day anything that glowed had that extra added MUST HAVE factor built right in!

MB dark shadows game coffinI LOVED this game! This was my favorite one of the Dark Shadows games! My friends and I would play with the skeleton parts and the coffin long after the game was over….. and…….. THE FANGS so amazing!  The winner of the game would get to wear the plastic vampire teeth that also would Glow In The Dark! It doesn’t get any better than that….ALTHOUGH we were all sharing the same spit with those fangs….LOL!

Players got to spin the spinner to get the bones they needed to complete their skeleton hanging from a wooden looking scaffold. The bones were kept in an AMAZING plastic and cardboard coffin with the name Barnabas Collins engraved on the lid. CREEPY! This was just so cool to us! We all wanted to hold the coffin! Also in the coffin with the bones were a bunch of wooden stakes. The stakes were a bummer, once you had three stakes, you had to return a bone, but….the first player to finish their hanging MB dark shadows game set upskeleton WON the game!

The BEST part was always after the game was over we would run around with the coffin and glowing fangs and skeletons. Awesome Awesome Awesome! GREAT GLOWING FUN!

 

 

 

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Little Miss Horror Nerd’s Little Horror Blog 22

The Second Haunting in Connecticut… in Georgia

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The Haunting In Connecticut 2 was released to VOD and limited theaters February 1, 2013. The film which stars Chad Michael Murray of One Tree Hill and Katee Sackhoff of Halloween : Resurrection is actually set in Georgia (Ed Note:  Yes, kids — A Haunting in Connecticut is such a huge franchise name that instead of calling the film A Haunting in Georgia, they wanted everyone to know that yes, the same people bought you this film.  Hollywood at it’s finest). The film is based on the true story (Ed Note: key word – based) of the Wyrick family whose daughter Heidi begins to see the spirit of an old man named Mr. Gordy shortly after they move into a new home in 1988 in rural Georgia.

georgia2The home had been mysteriously abandoned by the previous owners. In the film, the home is was a stop on the Underground Railroad. The spirit Heidi begins seeing is a relative of the Stationmaster who owned the land in the 19th century.

I was not expecting much from this film perhaps because it is a sequel or because of the ridiculous title. I was then surprised by how much I ended up liking it. Although this is the sequel to 2009’s The Haunting In Connecticut it has nothing to do in plot or setting with the original (Ed Note: Other than both are based on true accounts). I actually enjoyed this movie a lot more. While there was a mystery to the story it was not scary, no one dies (not even the dog!)  and there was virtually no gore (Ed Note:  Way to sell it, LMHN!). I think what I enjoyed most was the back story about the slaves and the Underground Railroad being the reason for the haunting.

U.S. History (particularly Civil War era) was my favorite subject in high school and the only one I got straight A’s in. I was very intrigued by the Underground Railroad stop being on the Wyrick’s property and did research but was unable to determine if this was true facet of the story. Overall, I really loved the story, acting, and there were a few scenes with some amazing effects.

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TRIVIA:

– Mr. Gordy was a real individual who died in 1974. If interested, you can find a short Bio and photos of his headstone on FindAGrave.com.

– This was Director Tom Elkins directorial debut.

– The movie was set in Georgia and filmed in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

-For more information on this case :  Discovery Channel’s A Haunting did an episode on Heidi Wyrick and her family in its first season which is available on DVD.

– The Veil : Heidi Wyrick’s Story by Joyce Cathey is available in paperback on Amazon — click the image to purchase!

 

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LITTLE MISS HORROR NERD’S RATING: 3/5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Episode 73: Friday the 13th Part 4 – The Final Chapter

f13-4We’ve not learned our lesson and we’re going back to Crystal Lake once again.  It’s cool, Jason Voorhees is dead and it’s not like we’re actually going to be hanging out at Camp Blood.  We hear there are some hot twins that live in the area.  Score!  Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they read the Final Chapter while taking it seriously as an attempt to end the series, but also noting there is eight more movies behind it.  While chilling with dead fucks, twins and creepy camping guys, they will discuss Morty’s Christmas tree, the age at which young men start to pleasure themselves, the movie’s tie to the Police Academy series, Judie Aronson’s backside, alternate endings, whether or not Jason is supernatural, dick moves by the director, red herring “it” girls, Jason’s apparent ability to teleport and the government’s refusal to acknowledge a place that has had over two dozen deaths in the last week.

 

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MONSTER SQUAD TOYS

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Always confused with the 1987 movie of the same name, The Monster Squad was a television series that aired Saturday mornings on NBC from 1976-1977.

This was and IS one of my absolute favorite shows!

8The show was campy like the 1966 Batman series and the similarities are very noticeable. The show included all the pushed colors and groovy criminals similar to the Batman series. Sooooooo Cool, Soooooo Amazing! This show and the game that represents it is what I call extra cheese and I LOVE extra cheese!

The series stars Fred Grandy (later famous for his role as Gopher on The Love Boat) as Walt, a criminology student working as a night watchman in a wax museum. To pass the time, Walt built a Crime Computer in a sarcophagus-style mummy case near an exhibit of legendary monsters. When Walt plugged in his Crime Computer, oscillating vibrations brought to life the wax statues of Dracula (Henry Polic II), the Wolfman (Buck Kartalian) who was named Bruce W. Wolf (with one episode revealing that the “W” stood for “Were”), and Frankenstein’s monster (Michael Lane) who was referred to as Frank N. Stein in the credits.

The monsters, wanting to make up for the misdeeds of their pasts, became superhero crimefighters who used their unique abilities to challenge and defeat various supervillains.

The Squad had their own customized Monster Van, and each monster had a utility belt (like Batman) with a communicator device used to keep in touch with Walt who created them for the monsters to use.

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Toys created for the show included the Monster Van, Board Game, Puzzle, Bendys (that were not called Monster Squad figures but obviously were), Coloring Books and Halloween Costumes. A Punch Bag was supposedly created as well but I don’t believe there ever was one really produced.

I LOVE this show and each and every TOY related to it!

 

 

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