Episode 81: Friday the 13th Wrap Up Show

wrapupCommon sense has finally prevailed and we are leaving Camp Crystal Lake — for now.  Join Ron as he wraps up the Friday the 13th franchise by counting down the top ten deaths with Little Miss Horror Nerd, talking Friday the 13th video gaming with Clint the Stoney Reckless and takes Jason Voorhees kills by the numbers.

Along the way, they’ll discuss the perfect Friday the 13th video game, Pamela Voorhees place in the franchise, Jason’s love/hate relationship with Crystal Lake, Jason’s favorite weapons and more!

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Old Timey Tuesday 02: Wailing Wall

Welcome to a simpler time.  A time where the sound of wind against shutters could keep you up at night wondering what could be out there.  What could be watching.  Waiting.

Welcome to a time where the dark was darker, the cold was colder and the fear more chilling. Nothing is as frightening as what you can create deep in the black crevices of your mind.  Welcome to…

 OLD TIMEY TUESDAY

Airing from 1941 to 1952, Inner Sanctum was one of the few horror radio shows to remain popular once the advent of television tore at the radio format.  The Inner Sanctum radio show would give birth to a television show in 1954 and a series of Universal Horror movies starring Lon Chaney Jr.

“The Wailing Wall” first aired on November 6, 1945 starring Boris Karloff and Jackson Beck.

 

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Unleash Hell 11

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Honor House Prod. Corp.  Frankenstein 7 Foot Mail Away Poster

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NOT A TOY but a HUGE part of my childhood. As a kid, these comic book ads from Honor House were irresistable!! I had this gigantic poster and the skeleton too. I remember being enthralled so much by them — not disappointed like so many. I had a LOVE of all things MONSTER related and this fit into that category like a glove! I do remember being really surprised it was plastic, huge and not a real monster but I thought that it was pretty cool and learned to LOVE it so much. Plastic poster? Hmmmmmmm Neat-o!

1I hung this Hideous, Spine-Chilling, BIGGER-THAN- LIFE 7 Foot Tall Frankenstein Monster in all his Colorfully-Frightening Glory with honor in so many places in my room. I can’t begin to tell you how big a part of my life it was!

Yep, the Honor House Frankenstein and my Aurora Glow Kits! Both the LOVES of my life!

Anyone growing up in the let’s say vintage monster years remembers the gross misrepresentations found in comic book ads. I bought nearly everything they offered – LOL! X Ray Glasses, Dancing Skeletons, Sea Monkeys… you name it. But my BIG fave buy was always my 7 foot roommate.

I loved loved loved growing up with all of those vintage monsters of course. I had monster trading cards stashed everywhere; millions of monster magazines under my bed; and all of the Aurora monster models staring at me at night from atop an amazing monster shelf. I collected anything monster I could get my claws on. Eventually (sadly enough) a lot of it got thrown out by mom over the years. Including (uggggghhh) my giant Franky poster (my lifelong friend).

8Back in the day, the crowning achievement I thought to myself would no doubt be my very own 7 FOOT FRANKENSTEIN! Yes! For just $1 (plus .25 cents postage) they would send me this giant monster that was so realistic, I would probably end up talking to it. I sent my $1.25 and patiently waited for what seemed like FOREVER.

The days turned to weeks, and still, no 7 foot crate arrived with my monster. When it finally arrived I thought to myself….weird there’s no crate…..it’s in this package or is it coming after this package? This has got to be some kind of announcement of its pending arrival, right? After shredding that package open, sure enough, it WAS a monster and it WAS 7 feet tall, but it wasn’t a real monster. In my head, of course, I thought it was going to be a 3-D giant. For some reason, I wasn’t bummed at all that it was just a poster. I remember being amazed that they could make a giant 7 foot monster out of durable polyethylene (probably some sort of super strong futuristic molded plastic) for just $1 WHAT A DEAL!

After hanging that bad boy, I instantly LOVED it! I remember getting a chill whenever I’d wake up at night and see that large figure standing in my room. It really scared the poop out of me on many occasions even though I LOVED it. Did I ever take it down? OF COURSE NOT! I kept that giant up my entire childhood!

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I really really really want to get this poster back some day! it’s a great old friend that I miss soooooo much! But in the end I do have to say….the thrill of receiving this thing in the mail with anticipation was well worth the price!

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Bonus Episode 04: Felissa Rose Interview

 

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It’s that time, zombies!  Time for Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd to sit down with Felissa Rose, star of Sleepaway Camp and Return to Sleepaway Camp.  Felissa was kind enough to give the Resurrection of Zombie 7 Podcast an hour of her time to talk all things from ghosts to Pamela Springsteen to what role she would like to play in a possible reboot of the series.

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Little Miss Horror Nerd’s Little Horror Blog 29

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Horny the Clown?  More like Homicidal the Clown!!

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Drive Thru starring Leighton Meester of Gossip Girls was released in 2007. A horror – comedy, the movie revolves around a group of high school seniors who one by one begin to go missing.

Mackenzie, played by Meester, is the hottie virgin in middle of everything who plays sleuth attempting to solve the mystery of her disappearing friends using simple deduction and possessed 80’s toys. If it sounds ridiculous — that’s because it is. The mascot, Horny the Clown of the local burger joint, seems to be the culprit. However, as always, things aren’t what they seem.

honry1Ridiculous does not cover this movie but it is a “good” ridiculous. This clown doesn’t just murder  — he murders to a heavy metal soundtrack. I am not sure about his name because he never even attempt to have sex with any of the girls he killed. The only thing he seemed to have a hard-on for was the business of killing.

I enjoyed this movie. It had humor, plenty of murder, and was tons of fun. There were also several of cool kills including a guy losing his face after being dunked in a fryer and a girl having her head microwaved. Last but not least, this film had white trash wiggers. What could be better!? If you are up for some fun and like killer clowns this may be worth 90 minutes of your time.

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LITTLE MISS HORROR NERD’S RATING: 3 out 0f 5

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