Episode 94: Leprechaun – Back to Da Hood

lep2This week the all Irish posse puts the actual watching of more Leprechaun films behind them…..for now.  The Resurrection of Zombie 7 podcast’s Leprechaun experts of Ron, Little Miss Horror Nerd and Clint the Lucky are back to take a look at the oddly titled Leprechaun 6: Leprechaun in the Hood 2 – Back to Da Hood!  In true Leprechaun fashion this movie has little to do with any of the previous films aside from being set in the hood.   Join the crew as they talk about the Leprechaun’s dashing good looks, useless kills, the poor beating the Leprechaun’s eye takes, the lack of boobs in the hood, Jamie as one of the funniest characters in the franchise, wrapping up the entire Friday the 13th series in this one Leprechaun movie, Leprechaun’s ever changing powers, the decimation of Clint’s multi-Leprechaun theory and the definition of a cocktease.

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Unleash Hell 23

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SPOOKY KOOOKS!

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Of course I had these as a kid. They glowed and were super super rad! I remember being fascinated how they would sit on your finger and glow like radioactive waste. These things really glowed big time! I’d run all over the house with these glowing friends!
FAVEFunny enough, my fave was always Daddy Booregard with the big clock, (Brother Mortimer was my close second fave) and at night I had to have him sitting on my end table or I wasn’t gonna fall asleep! If he wasn’t on my end table, it just wasn’t happening. My mother had to search the house for him until he was found and brought to his night time spot!
Despite the enormous watch and chain he wears around his neck, the Kooky Spooky patriarch, Daddy Booregard, is not a rapper…LOL! Just a killer ghost puppet!
I’m sure I remember a price tag of 69 cents or thereabouts when they came out and they were A MUST HAVE! I just wouldn’t leave the store without one. That’s how I got the whole family as a child. Kooky Spookys were basically just rubber finger puppets shaped like ghosts that glowed in the dark from Hasbro  in 1968. To me, they were the end and the beginning — their packaging was designed like a haunted house! Just that alone makes them the best thing in the whole world….LOL!
Mail away kookySpookyHouseThere were five finger puppets that made up the whole family…. Daddy Booregard, Brother Mortimer, Teena Terror, Grandma Macreak, and Baby Spook’em….
Hasbro also released a one time mail away only Haunted House Premium. Harder to find than any of the actual puppets, the mail order-only cardboard play house for the Kooky Spookys finger puppets is just so cool. Unfortunately, I never owned or knew about it as a child. I’m sure I just ripped the ghosts packages apart without reading about the mail-away — darn it!
But I do remember reading the blurb on the bottom left of the package that says: They’re tiny…they’re silly…they’re friendly all right…they’re fun in the day, they glow in the night!
They forgot to write that you just can’t live without them!
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Little Miss Horror Nerd’s Little Horror Blog 41

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GIRLS AGAINST EMPATHY

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The 2012 film Girls Against Boys stars Danielle Panabaker of Friday the 13th 2009 (Ed Note: And Sky High!). The story revolves around Shae, a college student dating a married man. At the start of the film Shae’s married boyfriend breaks up with her stating he is going to try to work things out with his wife. Shae is devastated as any college girl whose boyfriend dumps them would be. Her solution is to go out on the town with a fellow bartender from the club she works at, Lulu (Nicole LaLiberte)

index(4)Lulu has already been revealed to the viewer as deranged and possibly dangerous, so obviously no good can come of this night out (ED NOTE: My exact sentiments every time we sit down to podcast). While out drinking, Lulu and Shae are befriended by several young men. They accept an invitation back the apartment where two of these men live. A few times during the evening Shae kisses one of the men but nothing goes any further. When she decides to leave, her hook up offers to ride back to her place with her but once there refuses to leave when she declines to kiss him again or give him her number. He eventually rapes her.

Shae looks to both her mom and ex for comfort and is basically blown off. Lulu initially takes her to the police to report the rape. When the cops don’t seem to take Shae seriously Lulu suggests they exact justice. I’m sure you can see where this is going and anything more would be a spoiler.

images(3) (1)This film was Thelma and Louise on steroids; part I Spit On Your Grave, part Single White Female. While I enjoyed the movie, it went in too many directions and was not sure what it wanted to be. It was that lack of direction that made it difficult to feel empathy — even toward Shae. I think the only character I actually felt sorry for was the cop Lulu shot in the dick with the barrel of the gun right up against his crotch simply because he intended to cheat on his wife with her (ED NOTE: I have never seen this movie, but I also feel sorry for him.  And his penis). Cheating is definitely not grounds for murder, especially at the hand of the person you are cheating with. I wanted to feel sorry for Shae and I did at the moment she was raped but the path she chose was so illogical I eventually didn’t care about her any longer.

Other problems with this film include the fact that although six people are murdered over a four day span with a stolen police issued gun, you are never shown any cops investigating or anyone discovering the bodies. Perhaps the cops were too afraid of being shot in the dick with their own gun! Note to self: never let a wild eyed, Judy Greer lookalike (ED NOTE: You say that like it’s a bad thing!) handcuff you to a bed. Very bad idea. Let me be clear — I am not okay with rape, but the tone and direction this movie took removed the impact of Shae’s rape. One thing I absolutely thought the film got right was the attitude and motivation of the date rapist. I was bothered by the way the married ex was made out as the bad guy. If you are involved in a relationship with someone who is married, you both have culpability.

Overall, I enjoyed this schizophrenic film with a predictable ending. There was a decent amount of gore and a couple creepy death scenes. There was only one pair of naked boobs in the film and let’s just say she should have kept her top on. I liked it but I didn’t love it!

LITTLE MISS HORROR NERD’S RATING: 3 out 5

 

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Episode 93: Leprechaun in the Hood

lepThe Hood is the next logical place for the Leprechaun and all his gold.  Ron, Little Miss Horror Nerd and Clint the Lucky have followed him right into the hood in order to bring you this episode.  Fending off transvestites, greedy preachers and stray bullets, join them as they discuss the de-evolution of Postmaster P, the Leprechaun’s sexual orientation, zombie hos, continuity in the Leprechaun franchise, Coolio and chronic laced with four leaf clovers.

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Little Miss Horror Nerd’s Little Horror Blog 40

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It’s another list this week, kids! I have chosen my Top Five most horrifying horror movie deaths. While these deaths may not be the goriest, most creative or most painful they are to me the ones I would least want to personally experience.

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5. Black Christmas 1974 – It is Christmas time on a college campus and all the sorority girls are getting ready to go home for the holidays — only some will not make it home. There is a killer hiding in their house and his first victim is Clare. While her death was bloodless and not even remotely creative, to me it was terrifying. Imagine someone coming at you with a plastic garment bag and smothering you to death with it. It is not the quickest death depending on how completely your airway is restricted —  brain death can take up to six minutes. If you think an hour at work feels like eight, imagine how long those last six minutes would feel. For all that time, you would be struggling, scared, and knowing you were about to die.

images(6) (1)4. Hostel 2 – Three girls are traveling through a foreign country where they are kidnapped and sold to the highest bidder to be tortured and murdered. Poor Lorna has one of the worst deaths I have ever seen. She is hung upside down naked over a tile tube while some psycho Elizabeth Bathory wannabe slices her up. This woman bathes in the fresh blood while Lorna’s screams in pain finally having her throat cut. That was very painful to watch and was a very slow death.

images(5) (2)3.  Hannibal – The film based on the book that is sequel to Silence of the Lambs sees Hannibal now living in Italy after escaping at the end of the previous film. Anyone who has read the Thomas Harris novels or has seen the films based on them knows Hannibal Lecter is all about killing and eating the rude. If everyone did this there would be no one left on the planet! The most uncomfortable and humiliating death is that of Paul Krendler. Pau,l a Justice Department official, has falsely accused Clarice of withholding evidence related to Dr. Lecter. This results in her suspension. Big mistake for Paul because Lecter has a hard on for Clarice!  Next thing we know, Paul has been kidnapped, drugged and had the top of his head sawed off. Part of his brain is removed, fried up and fed to him. He is left in his seat to slowly die while Lecter escapes. I’m not sure if realistically someone would survive long enough to eat their own brain but hey that is Dr. Lecter to you!

images2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 – Sally, her brother and some friends set out on a roadtrip to visit her grandfather’s grave. Unfortunately, they never make it there and instead take a detour that leads them to a family of cannibals. Pam has the worst death of the kids. She goes into the house to find her boyfriend but quickly determines she is in danger. She makes a valiant attempt to escape before it is too late but is grabbed by Leatherface running out the door. He jams a screaming and squirming Pam onto a meat hook. Although we don’t see Pam’s death I think it can be assumed she died shortly thereafter from her injuries. Unfortunately for Pam, when Kirk comes looking for her we discover she is still alive and has been locked in a freezer since we last saw her. Kirk discovers her but before he can do anything Leatherface gets him. Did Pam die from her injuries, suffocate, freeze to death?

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1. Wolf Creek – My number one truly is possibly the most heinous and disturbing death I have ever seen in a horror movie. Three kids travelling through the Australian Outback experience car trouble. Why does anyone leave the city? Leave the Outback to the kangaroos!  Luckily, a local discovers them and offers to help them get back on the road. What the kids do not know is this “friendly” local has been following them for quite some time and is responsible for their car trouble. The first of the kids to die is Liz, attacked by this local man as she is trying to escape in one of his cars collected from his previous victims. Her friend has already gotten away and this man their attacker wants to know where she is. When Liz won’t cooperate he stuns her with a head butt and tells her he is going to use a technique from Vietnam to force her to talk. He uses a long knife to sever her spinal cord telling her she is now a head on a stick and will talk. He finishes the job off camera. A bone chilling death if I’ve ever seen and just as awful if she had somehow survived the attack.

So there you have it! My picks for most undesirable ways to be murdered! Tell me in the comments if they give you nightmares too. If not what deaths make your skin crawl?

 

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