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TOP THIRTEEN JASON VOORHEES DEATH WEAPONS!

Happy  Friday the 13th! In honor of the holiday this week I give you my top favorite weapons Jason has used to murder people and a bit about his favorites. I have chosen 1 favorite weapon from each film except part one because of course Jason is not the killer. I love a creative kill so my picks are all about Jason using that rotting brain of his in a pinch to get the job done.

 

13.  Jason Takes Manhattan is not a good film. In fact it is one of the worst in the franchise. However, it has one of my favorite weapons and that would be Jason’s fists. After being punched repeatedly by Julius it takes him just one hit to literally punch Julius’s head off !

 

12.  No one can accuse Jason of not being resourceful. He can always find a way to murder regardless of location. In Jason Lives, even though he has ended up on a speeding mobile home, he manages to murder Nikki in a very small bathroom by smashing her face into a rubbery looking mirror. He then dispatches with the driver and is able to exit the vehicle before it catches fire.

 

11. The New Blood has several rather interesting weapons but my favorite is the axe! Jason’s best use of an axe in this sequel is the one he gave Melissa the bitch to her face. After which he tosses her against the wall like a rag doll.

 

10. Friday the 13th 3D has a murder with one of the more interesting but bizarre weapons in Jason’s repertoire. Edna the housewife, who is with us for a very short time, probably wishes she didn’t have a hankering for homemade sweaters and scarves after meeting Jason. She was killed with one of her own knitting needles jammed into the back of her neck!

 

9. Friday the 13th Part 2 has a new batch of counselors back at Camp Crystal Lake. They are about to meet Jason and become his first victims. There are plenty of murdered counselors in the sequel but my favorite weapon in this movie is the claw hammer a deputy gets to the back of the head. Ouch! That had to hurt.

 

8. The Final Chapter has your usual body count gang hanging out at Lake House instead of working at a camp. The kids start hooking up and Jason comes by to liven the party. Loveable nerd Jimbo has sex with a pretty girl and is murdered in the afterglow. Jason uses a corkscrew to the hand to get his attention and finishes the job with a meat cleaver to the face. I liked the addition of the corkscrew. Nice touch Jason!

 

7. Jason Goes to Hell is an awful movie. There is very little that redeems this movie except a few of the kills. My favorite weapon and most comical weapon was the car door. Unfortunately, poor Edna had her head slammed in one and was no more.

 

6.  Tina’s doctor in The New Blood was a contemptible human being. He psychologically tortured her the majority of the movie. Fortunately, he gets his just desserts courtesy of Jason. I still can’t figure out where Jason found that weed whacker. Perhaps he bought it from Home Depot! He didn’t use it clean up the overgrowth around his cabin that is for sure. He sawed Dr. Crews in half instead.

 

5. Freddy Vs. Jason has one of my favorite machete kills of all time. Machetes are pretty basic weapons. Boring. However, one of cornfield ravers gets a very fun flaming machete to the back!

 

4. Friday the 13th the reboot has Jason utilizing a new weapon never before used on any of his victims. Nolan is out on the lake speeding along in his boat and is taken out by Jason with a perfect shot to the head via bow and arrow. Hey wait!  Where did Jason get those skills?

 

3. In Friday the 13th The New Beginning it isn’t actually Jason doing the killing. It is a copy cat but I will count it anyway since we don’t realize this until the end of the film. At least I didn’t. Vinnie the greaser gets a lit road flare to the mouth after stopping to tend to some car trouble. I think Jason would have been quite impressed with that weapon choice.

 

2.  Jason X is another fail. Supernatural serial killers do not belong in space. Even though this movie is terrible it has one of my favorite kills of the franchise. Leave it to Jason to find a way to kill in a gruesome and cool way with liquid nitrogen. Unfortunately for Adrienne she has her face dunked in it, slammed into the counter and broken apart.

 

1. My number one favorite weapon Jason has used are the hedge trimming shears in A New Beginning Tina our big boobed beauty who has one of the nicest racks in the franchise gets stabbed through the eyes while laying naked on the ground after sex. Great weapon — great tits!

 

There you have it. My favorite Jason weapons. Would you like to know what Jason’s favorite weapon appears to be? After some research, it is the machete which he has used over 30 times in the franchise. Feel free to tell us your favorite in the comments below.

Happy Friday the 13th!