FRIDAY THE 13TH HOTTIES!!
Just in case you were not aware today is a Friday the 13th! In honor of this, I have decided to give my list of the hottest babes in the Friday the 13th franchise. I have chosen one lady from each film including the 2009 reboot and Freddy Vs. Jason.
1. Friday the 13th – I’ve always thought Marcie played by Jeannie Taylor was adorable. She had a simple beauty about her. Her delicate features combined with small frame and tiny boobs make her the stand out in this cast. However in this first film none of the girls were of the flashy variety when it came to appearance.
2. Friday the 13th II – Terry played by Kirsten Baker wore the fuck out of a crop top and daisy dukes. I’m sure plenty of horror film victims have worn this outfit but no one stands out to me like Terry. She had the perfect set of perky boobs to wear those crop tops and we see them when she goes skinny dipping. I swear after watching this movie, I ran right out to buy this outfit. To this day, I still wear crop tops and daisy dukes!
3. Friday the 13th 3D – Debbie played by Tracie Savage is my pick for the third installment of the franchise. Debbie had beauty of the girl next door variety with her dirty blonde hair, fresh face and medium sized boobs. She was also the only girl whose naked breasts we saw and they were very nice.
4. Friday the 13th IV – My favorite girl from The Final Chapter has always been Samantha played by the gorgeous Judie Aronson. All of the ladies in this sequel were quite attractive, especially the twins. Even the twins could not top Samantha with her dark hair and olive skin. She not only had a beautiful face but a tight butt and perky breasts. This film had a few sets of naked breasts including Judie’s. Judie now in her fifties has aged very well.
5. Friday the 13th V – Tina played by Deborah Voorhees is by far the hottest girl in this sequel. Although her screen time was limited, Tina leaves an impression on you. In fact I’d say she has the best death scene which incorporates her lovely and very large boobs! This is no quick boob shot either. We get extended camera time on them and she is completely naked. If there were any other naked boobs in this sequel I don’t remember them. Who would?!
6. Friday the 13th VI – If you had asked me who the hottest girl was after my first viewing I’d have said Megan. This is probably because as a teenager, I wished I’d been born a blonde. Twenty years later, it’s Nikki — played by Darcy Demoss.
The actress always had a kind of wild, sexy look about her in the films I saw her in.This Friday has no nudity so although Nikki was the only character who had sex we saw nothing.
7. Friday the 13th VII – I chose Robin played by Elizabeth Kaiten. I’m not sure she is the popular choice. The first time I saw this movie, I remember thinking Melissa was the best looking. Elizabeth Kaiten is a beautiful girl. However, her wardrobe in this film is unfortunate and her looks are played down. She may not be the conventional beauty but with her pouty lips, big eyes and red hair she is the hottest. We also get a shot of her bare boobs when she sits up in bed after sex.
8. Friday the 13th VIII – Susie played by Tiffany Paulsen and wasn’t long for the Friday world. She and her boyfriend Jim are murdered in the first ten minutes of the film. Susie shows us her boobs before she dies though. I almost chose Eva played by Kelly Hu but with her button nose, tiny perfect boobs and long curly hair Susie gets my vote.
9. Jason Goes to Hell – My choice for the hottest girl in this film is also my favorite death in the franchise. Deborah played by Michelle Clunie is a thin, dark haired beauty with sex on the brain. This obviously gets her killed quickly. Jason is known for murdering horny teens but not usually during sex. Poor Deborah is chopped down the middle while riding her boyfriend in the middle of her orgasm. I guess if you have to die it’s not exactly the worst death.
10. Jason X – This along with Jason Goes to Hell is the worst of the franchise. There are several pretty ladies in it though. Janessa played by Melyssa Ade is my pick. This super cute girl is petite with what I can only guess is an A-cup. Although an A-cup isn’t ideal it works for her and she is definitely a hottie!
11. Freddy Vs Jason – Gibb played by Katharine Isabelle is my pick. There was no other choice for me. Gibb spends the film in a cap and jeans and is still the hottest. I’ve seen many of Katharine’s films and whether she wears a baseball cap and jeans or a dress she is always hot. She just has that something extra. Maybe it’s her doll face!
12. Friday the 13th 2009 – I doubt there is much question who the hottest is for most men. My pick was not immediate. I debated between Jenna played by Danielle Panabaker and Bree played by Julianna Guill. Bree won. Bree is very beautiful and of course has beautiful breasts as well which we get to see. Jenna may not have won but she is the runner up!
There you have it; my list of the hottest ladies of the Friday the 13th franchise. Let me know in the comments who you choose or what you think of my list!
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