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We’ve not learned our lesson and we’re going back to Crystal Lake once again. It’s cool, Jason Voorhees is dead and it’s not like we’re actually going to be hanging out at Camp Blood. We hear there are some hot twins that live in the area. Score! Join Ron and Little Miss Horror Nerd as they read the Final Chapter while taking it seriously as an attempt to end the series, but also noting there is eight more movies behind it. While chilling with dead fucks, twins and creepy camping guys, they will discuss Morty’s Christmas tree, the age at which young men start to pleasure themselves, the movie’s tie to the Police Academy series, Judie Aronson’s backside, alternate endings, whether or not Jason is supernatural, dick moves by the director, red herring “it” girls, Jason’s apparent ability to teleport and the government’s refusal to acknowledge a place that has had over two dozen deaths in the last week.
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