SEXY HALLOWEEN
In honor of the approaching holiday of Halloween, I will rank the sexy killer costumes. As I did my research for this blog, I found six costumes including sexy Freddy which is the one I purchased. After opening and trying on the Freddy costume, I have decided that these are not costumes. They are basically lingerie for horror fans. Maybe I should wear mine to a horror convention. I wonder what would happen. (ED Note: You’d be one of two dozen girls wearing a Sexy Freddy outfit)
6. Michael Myers Date by Paper Magic – Of the six costumes, I discovered this is my least favorite. The blue jumpsuit that is this costume is obviously mimicking the blue gas station jumpsuit that Michael Myers wears in the films. This is a one piece costume and it includes no accessories. Even the bloody knife the model is holding is not included. Since this is an officially licensed Halloween franchise costume they might have at least included a plastic knife or mask. There is a Halloween screen print on the back of the jumpsuit which is the only way anyone will even know which movie you are from. This costume is not a good value and pretty lame.
5. Sexy Chucky by Rubie’s Costume – The sexy Chucky costume sounds cute in theory but the costume doesn’t work. Once again, I’d be hard pressed to believe anyone other a horror fan would know who you are and even that is a stretch. The costume itself includes a half shirt, jumper and thigh highs. With the exception of the thighs it just looks like a grown woman decided to wear a baby’s clothes. The costume is available on Amazon and the single review said the costume is poor quality. Last but not least, the model is shown holding an ax. I do not recall Chucky murdering anyone with an ax but even if he had it wasn’t his weapon of choice.
4. Miss Leatherface by Rubie’s Costume – This costume includes a shirt, dress, and chainsaw purse, whatever that is. The single reviewer states the chainsaw purse is made of styrofoam so she used her own chainsaw. How bizarre! A purse made of styrofoam? The reviewer also said she wore this costume to a horror convention and other fans knew who she was. However, without a chainsaw I doubt they would have.
3. Sexy Miss Voorhees by Rubie’s Costume – This costume includes the hockey jersey mini dress and the Jason mask purse. This was not the costume I bought but based on reviews the quality is good. The knife the model is holding is not included but even without it others will know who you are or least which franchise you are from. Of the previous three costumes, this is the cutest.
2. Women’s Scream Costume by Fun World – The Scream costume comes in a black gown or short dress with a hood on it and includes the Ghostface mask. I like this costume because other than my number one, it is the most recognizable. It also appears to be much more comfortable. Halloween night tends to be chilly and this costume has a bit more coverage but you can still be cute in it.
1. Sexy Miss Krueger by Rubie’s Costume – Even non-horror fans know the claw and the sweater. The outfit includes the claw, hat, and a slashed up red and green sweater dress. The fedora hat and claw are both decent quality. The claw is for the right hand and I could do virtually nothing with my hand while wearing it. The fedora was a little large but stays on. The dress is a mess. While I love how it looks it is already falling apart and is obscenely short. If you wear this out of your house, you need a bra and thin leggings.
There you have it! My ranking of the Sexy Killer costumes. Hopefully, it helps you make a decision about your costume. All six of these are available on Amazon for between $25 and $35 dollars.
